Pop toast.

Mr. Director sir, I loved your Swades. I loved your Lagaan.
Jodhaa Akbar, you had potential. But you… you friggin’ crashed out my pent-up energy. I demand you give me back my 4.5 hours of my life.

Don’t you hate when you have so much hype and excitement for a movie but later after its release, you realise that the movie turns out to be a bloody flop?

On the plus side, at least we got to see Hrithik and Aishwarya in the lead after their blockbuster hit, Dhoom 2 (even with the empty plot, testosterone and a controversial kiss between the two). And at least some fanservice for the ladies as seen below.

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