Pop toast.

[Translation: Dance, poutine!]

Omnikrom’s a French Canadian band that’s known for its quirky music videos. I simply had to feature this song because I am in love with poutine. It’s yummy comfort food! For those that do not know, poutine is a mixture with fries smothered in chicken BBQ sauce or thick gravy and topped with cheese curds. It sounds disgusting and might look disgusting but once it’s in your mouth, you’re in heaven.

Bonus points if you can translate this Quebecois speak into English: << Une meuf qui m’fait deguster d’la poutine à la louche.>>

Translation:

Bridge:

One, soak the fries in oil.
Two, cook them, it’s easy!
And add the sauce and the cheese, squish squish
Magnificient sensations in your stomach.

Oh Oh Oh yes, it’s us here
Gabbo’s here, poutine’s here
Oh yes! Our plates are full
Cheese, potato, sauce are the tricks we love
Hamburger for me too, please
My mouth is full that I’ll disturb your peace
There are steaks that are also big like in the Flintstones
The stomachs are really full that they’ll fall

Cook!

Serve me a hot poutine
It’s a hot pizza
But not a vulgar piece of meat, I want the classic, not anything else
While getting out of the club, I don’t think about anything else except about my mouth
Une meuf qui m’fait deguster d’la poutine à la louche (>< ???)
I’m torn but it’s what I love, gotta take it all in
Girl,  once you’re stuffed, I’ll take care of you
After the party’s over, we’ll go out on an ice floe to eat out
A hot poutine is all you need to warm you up
Jump in the air:
Omnikrom TTC: jumps in the air to warm you up
Only beer, poutine and a polar sweater to warm you up

Chorus:
And everyone from Montreal to Paris, dance the poutine
If your life doesn’t go your way, do the poutine dance
You’ll forget all your worries when you do the poutine dance
Dance the poutine, dance, dance the poutine!

Chorus x1

TTC omnikrom, bring all your hot chicks
Show see your poutine like how she degoullines? (?)
I would like to fry the best fries
Today’s party time, once again a new hit
She (Poutine) tastes the best at 5 o’clock in the morning
All her cheese have melted to the bottom
Baby, move your body on the fast food table
We’ll head off to the hotel and you’re super supple
Supple, supple, supple supple

We’re reunited as a family ready to eat this poutine
Omnikrom, TTC it’s fattening, it’s good, it’s like the poutine
The health stuff, it’s not for me,  [it's for my] fingers, I wanna lick the,
Pretty girl fully stuffed, look at me with my great butt
Go ahead, flap your chicken wings, I’ll look at you while I’m eating
I wanna see you lick your lips, show me how much you want me
If you do great, I’ll let you lick everywhere when I’m finished
A beautiful woman, a good poutine: too much!  Let’s head straight off to bed

Bridge x1

From Montreal to Paris, dance the poutine
From Quebec to Chicoutimi, dance the poutine
From Trois Rivieres to Granby, dance the poutine
Dance the poutine, dance dance the poutine!

:D I love bizarre songs… but er..

Oh right, I’ve given up on Last Friends recapping. The show doesn’t interest me.  Even I have an angst tolerance limit and Last Friends totally exceeded it. I’ll be on the lookout for things to recap in the meanwhile. You folks have any suggestions?